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11-17-2008, 08:32 AM
My DD got this off her jokes calendar and I just thought I'd share...

Mrs. Treemont was walking by the pet store, when a parrot in the doorway called to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly!" She was furious and yelled at the store owner. He promised it would never happen again. However, the next day she wa walking past the pet store when again the parrot called to her. "Hey lady, you are really ugly!" Mrs. Treemont was furious and told the store owner that if it hapened again, she would sue him and have the bird taken away by the authorities. The worried store owner promised the parrot would never say it again. The next time Mrs. Treemont was walking past the store, the parrot said, "Hey lady!" She paused and said, "Yes?" The parrot said, "You know."


11-17-2008, 08:35 AM

11-17-2008, 09:30 AM
LOLROF!!!!! :D This was funny! Thanks for sharing!

11-17-2008, 09:51 AM
ROFL!!!! Thanks Deb! I could use a laugh today!

11-17-2008, 10:48 AM
ROFL - that's funny! thanks for sharing this!

11-17-2008, 11:24 AM
rofl - love it!

11-17-2008, 11:33 AM
LOL, thank you for share, Kuki