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mosser77
05-23-2008, 12:21 PM
Okay, I normally delete forwards that make it to my inbox, but this one was too cute not to pass on and I thought I would post it here. :)



What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK(age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE(age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN(age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY(age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer.

She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ(age 4 ) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC(age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'


The Sermon

I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

eb2177
05-23-2008, 12:38 PM
Erin those are so funny!

GardenGirl05
05-23-2008, 01:14 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
:lmao:

Sexy__Eyes
05-23-2008, 01:50 PM
Too cute Erin.

scrappintwins
05-23-2008, 02:51 PM
Thank you, I needed a good laugh!:giggle:

Debra
05-23-2008, 04:43 PM
LOL... what would our lives be without munchkins!!?

schock77
05-24-2008, 06:23 AM
Too funny! I have to say the title had me a little nervous! :laugh:

twirlyjoy
05-24-2008, 07:09 AM
rofl!!! Love 'em!!

babyofmine
05-24-2008, 05:39 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t101/bom_jp/lol/8f40d090.gif
I had to call my mom up and share these, and could hardly keep from laughing. :D

Mom_of_5
05-25-2008, 05:21 AM
How funny! These are wonderful, Erin!

emst
05-25-2008, 07:31 AM
Too Funny Erin, thanks for sharing

ellie_may12
06-02-2008, 10:44 AM
Too funny!!!

PamWhit
06-02-2008, 12:02 PM
What a laugh I've had! Thanks Erin. Now I'll just have to remember the next I get the hiccups that it's really my teeth coughing! LOL

kel3120
06-02-2008, 03:44 PM
Hehe, these are cute! Thanks for sharing!

Shanners
06-02-2008, 08:27 PM
this is adorable - thanks for sharing.

grammaj
06-02-2008, 10:45 PM
Lollollollol

Muma
06-02-2008, 11:24 PM
These are just too cute ..... I remember a little story from my neice many years ago. It was hot without a cloud in the sky and my brother had not put any suncream on his DD so after about 30 mins playing in the back yard he shouted "Come on in Jo, you dont want to catch the sun" ... to which she looked up in the sky, squinted and said "Dont be silly daddy, I can't catch the sun its all the way up there in the sky".