View Full Version : The COMPUTER Swallowed Grandma!!!!

01-20-2008, 11:56 AM
Here's a very cute one I got today. Thought this was way too cute not to share with all of you!


The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and . . . learned to use the Computer.... .
They are the greatest!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing.

NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

01-20-2008, 11:59 AM
Love it.

01-20-2008, 01:09 PM
this is great...I feel like that I am lost in the computer world sometimes cause I spend tooooooooooooo much time on here. :twitcy:

01-20-2008, 01:20 PM
This is GREAT! Will have to change the words to "mom" and print this for my kids. ;) TFS!!

01-20-2008, 01:40 PM
LOL Shana...so true! Thanks for sharing Helen...this is hilarious!

01-20-2008, 01:45 PM
That is too cute! Gotta love the fearless Grandma's and Grandpa's out there braving the computer world!!!

01-20-2008, 01:53 PM
LOL This would totally happen to my kids Grandma ... (my mom):lmao:

01-20-2008, 02:04 PM
I'm still laughing, this is awesome Helen, thanks for sharing it, made my day.

01-20-2008, 04:44 PM
This is GREAT! Will have to change the words to "mom" and print this for my kids. ;) TFS!!

Shana - great idea! Love it! Glad to share - I just thought this poem was so funny!