View Full Version : Your wish is granted....BUT

12-01-2007, 10:38 PM
Here's a fun little game we hosted awhile back that everyone seem to like.

You make a wish and the person following you needs to grant the wish, but put a twist on it that isn't so great. Then, they make a new wish for the next person to grant, and so on!


A) I wish my dishes washed themselves!

B) Your wish is granted, but they're super clumsy and you end up with a sink full of sparkling clean broken dishes!

Here's my wish to get us started...

I wish my XMAS projects were done!

12-02-2007, 01:19 AM
Oops, it's already January 2nd!!!

I wish my desktop were uncluttered.

12-02-2007, 04:01 AM
Now I'll just take the trash out.

I wish my house was all clean.

12-02-2007, 04:36 AM
But now the dog just walked in wet and full mud all over him and got it all over so you now have a bigger mess.

I wish I could have a week at a spa

12-02-2007, 05:16 AM
But the spa is in Anchorage Alaska...

I wish that I could win the lottery.

12-02-2007, 05:21 AM
Granted! But now a bunch of strangers are knocking on your door asking for handouts.

I wish my husband didn't have to work so much.

12-02-2007, 06:22 AM
But now you're broke.

I wish I had all my Christmas decorations up.

12-02-2007, 06:49 AM
But my daughter came over and painted them all black.

I wish I had a steaming hot pot of Dunkin Donuts Coffee.

12-02-2007, 08:20 AM
But then you would want to eat a dozen donuts with the coffee and you gained 10 pounds eating them.

I wish someone would come over and decorated my house for Christmas for me

12-02-2007, 12:17 PM
Granted but now they won't go home.

I wish all my digi stuff and photos were neatly organized and backed up safely.

12-03-2007, 02:25 AM
Granted !
but now you have so much clean space on your hard drive that the external harddisk your husband secretly bought for christmas isn't necessary anymore...

I wish it was weekend again...

12-03-2007, 07:34 AM
But now everyone in the house has come down with the flu, including you.

I wish that I could get in shape.

12-03-2007, 07:41 AM
Granted! But now that you're da bomb, your husband is jealous of all the unwanted attention you're getting!

I wish all my bills were paid.

12-03-2007, 08:19 AM
Granted! But now there is a HUGE Clearence sale at GDS (75% off) and you have no money left over to spend.

I wish that I lived somewhere warm.

12-03-2007, 09:04 AM
You can come live with me but then I would make you do all the cooking and cleaning.

I wish that someone would buy me a new car

12-03-2007, 09:06 AM
But it is a gas guzzler getting 4.3 miles per gallon

I wish I had a maid.

12-03-2007, 11:46 AM
but the maid is one hot cookie and your husband is having an affair with her

I wish we had a new driveway.

12-03-2007, 11:48 AM
Granted! But the asphalt didn't dry properly and now the pot holes are worst then they were before.

I wish that move back to Indiana to spend more time around the family...

12-03-2007, 12:47 PM
But your family enjoyed all the showering of love and attention you gave that they asked if they could move in with you!

I wish that I could find good homes for my little kittens!

12-03-2007, 01:14 PM
Your wish is granted, but it will probably be your home or the home of a close relative!

I wish that I could get new flooring in my kitchen!!!

12-03-2007, 03:01 PM
Voila! You have new flooring in your kitchen! But it's shag carpet ...

I wish I could stand under some mistletoe with Leonardo DiCaprio:wink:

12-03-2007, 04:38 PM
Granted! But your hubby saw you kissing another man and now you are in BIG trouble.

I wish that I could travel around the world.

12-03-2007, 06:32 PM
But you got horrible sea sickness when crossing the ocean.

I wish I had a snowbird home on the ocean front

12-03-2007, 06:39 PM
Granted! But now it is hurricane season.

I wish that that I could snap my fingers and loose all of the weight that I need to.