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teenybop61
11-22-2007, 02:48 AM
I did a LO with this cute writing. Could not find an author on the net, but it is kind of hard to read on the LO so I am posting it here.

12 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL YOU BURNT THE BIRD

1. Salmonella won't be a concern.

2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.

3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.

5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.

6. No one will overeat.

7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.

8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.

9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.

10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.

11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.

check out the LO here: http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=15920&ppuser=5141

emst
11-22-2007, 04:07 AM
I'm so glad you posted this here, couldn't read this on the layout even with it enlarged. This is great, I'm still laughing. Thanks for sharing this.

gigichet
11-22-2007, 06:48 AM
this is so funny...and I agree...may just have to crank up the oven then they won't make me get up at the crack of dawn to cook it next year. haha

Maisie
11-22-2007, 06:51 AM
LOL! This is so funny!
Unfortunatly this won't be happening to me!
My turkey was still frozen solid this morning. After being in the fridge since Sunday!

twirlyjoy
11-22-2007, 06:54 AM
rofl!!!!

Debra
11-22-2007, 10:02 PM
Too Funny!

lillypug34
11-23-2007, 05:37 AM
LOL!!! #11 is too funny!

KattyZak
11-23-2007, 08:20 AM
funny stuff.