View Full Version : One Friday night.....

11-09-2007, 01:40 PM
there was a women who wanted to....

(think of something, keep the story going) :blahblah:

11-09-2007, 01:49 PM
go out on the town, but...

11-09-2007, 01:57 PM
her kids wouldn't stop fussing. So, she thought she might put them in a box and ship them to the North Pole with a note to Santa that said, "Do not return until Christmas!". But, she really shouldn't do that, should she, so instead, she....

11-09-2007, 02:04 PM
went to Plan B, which involved the classic story...

11-09-2007, 02:35 PM
of the Night Before Christmas. Now we all know that on the night before Christmas we should....................

PS, I loved playing one of these the last time Holly started one.

11-09-2007, 04:39 PM
have all our shopping done, cards signed and gifts wrapped. Yeah right! Instead....

11-09-2007, 05:26 PM
She was too busy scrapping the night away, chatting to all her friends at her favorite scrappy site.
When Christmas morning finally arrived she ...

11-09-2007, 06:28 PM
told her kids the TRUTH about Santa, and explained that this is why there were no presents. Then she.....

11-09-2007, 07:14 PM
showed them the marvelous Scrapbooks that she had made for each of them. They were so excited and then...

11-09-2007, 07:17 PM
they heard a loud crash*)*(^#!@*%(*&$ oh no someone came down the chimney and it wasn't Santa it was....................

11-09-2007, 07:59 PM
the "Grinch". He was there to steal what little Christmas that they did have. So they stared at him and he stared back at them. He looked at the tree and saw no gifts and he looked at the scrapbooks and then...

11-09-2007, 08:15 PM
asked her if she could make one for him and....

11-09-2007, 08:30 PM
decided to wait for a while because he heard that someone special was coming to their house and he didn't want to miss seeing.......................

11-09-2007, 09:14 PM
Britney Spears. If what he had heard was true she probably wouldn't have any

11-10-2007, 08:29 AM
panties on! Well, even though he didn't get flashed, he was surely impressed when she arrived because....

11-10-2007, 08:39 AM
she had both of her kids correctly strapped into their carseats! Hooray Britney! Britney opened the trunk to her car and out popped ...

11-10-2007, 02:27 PM
Justin Timberlake and a few of his old buddies. Of course they all knew that Britney was into heavy partying lately so they asked her if she wanted to join them in.........

by the way Holly loved your addition to this

11-10-2007, 05:52 PM
a round of beer bong. But wait, before all the fun begins we have to deal with the kids. Here is what we will do with them

11-10-2007, 06:06 PM
Stuff their mouths with tons of good candy, put a glitter christmas bow on their head like a x-mas gift and send them off to Aunt Fancy for the night, but wait, somebody needs to drive them there cause Britney can't do it.....or shouldn't....Hmmm. I'll tell you what we're going to do,

11-10-2007, 07:59 PM
We will call a limo to come and pick them up and send them to their daddy for the night after all Britney can't be bothered with the kids....nothing must interfer with her getting to party. But right at that minute the phone rings and it is...

11-10-2007, 09:05 PM
one frazzled Mrs. Claus, talking a mile a minute. The gist of the phone call is

11-11-2007, 06:28 AM
Santa is missing and he was last seen in this area. The reindeer and sleigh have returned back to the North Pole without him and Mrs Claus is in a panic. So...

11-11-2007, 06:59 AM
she decides that she is going to need some help in finding Santa. She decides that she is going to go back out with the sleigh and of course she is going to be sure that Rudoulph is in the lead because after all.......................

11-11-2007, 08:04 AM
he is the one with the bright red nose and he is the only one who knows where Santa was last seen...well the only one that is talking anyway. So Mrs Claus gets all bundled up and loads up the sleigh and they head to ...

11-17-2007, 01:54 PM
the carribean island of The Grand Cayman! Santa decided that he had enough of the cold weather and wanted to enjoy some fun in the sun on a nice sandy beach with a nice little cocktail! Can you imagine his eyes when he says his very own sleigh with his very own wife heading his way??? For a split second he thought he'd ...........