View Full Version : Your wish is granted....

04-24-2007, 11:29 PM
Here's a cute little game...but can also be very funny, so here goes...

Post a wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a condition. For example:

Me: I wish I didn't have to do housework again
You: Your wish is granted, but you are about to inherit 12 more children

So, here goes, I'll start you off:

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow...:twitcy:

04-25-2007, 12:00 AM
Your wish is granted, but you have to work every day for the next 2 years ;)

I wish we have beautiful sunny weather for the whole of the summer holidays this year.

04-25-2007, 06:41 AM
Your wish is granted, but the sun will shine *every* day with no rain (or relief!) all summer...

I wish it would stop snowing up here!

04-25-2007, 06:59 AM
Your wish is granted but the snow was too much for the tulips, so you will have to replant.

I wish my house was bigger ......

04-25-2007, 07:25 AM
Your wish is granted but you will have to sell all your scrapbooking things to pay for the upgrade!!! LOL

I wish I could be happy all the time..

04-25-2007, 07:36 AM
You wish is granted, but your face will freeze in a perpetual smile, so you won't be able to cry at sad movies...

I wish I was done with the work project I'm working on so I'd have more time to play..

04-25-2007, 08:47 AM
Granted! Someone else finished it while you were in the ladies room...
But the playground is closed.

I wish I had a well paying job...

04-25-2007, 09:00 AM
Granted...but you hate everyone you work with and don't enjoy your work :twitcy:

I wish...to lose 20 pounds :wink:

04-25-2007, 10:00 AM
Granted... but you will never be able to eat another piece of chocolate ever again. :)

I wish to go to Disney World...

04-25-2007, 11:23 AM
Wish granted! But you can't bring a hat or sunglasses.

I wish I could watch all my TV shows online.

04-25-2007, 12:02 PM
Granted...but they will have three times the commercials that they do on regular TV.

I wish...for high speed internet at home....

04-25-2007, 04:43 PM
Granted... but you can only use the internet for a hour and a half every day from now on....

I wish I could meet Hugh Laurie... :)

04-25-2007, 06:37 PM
Granted but the next time you're sick he'd be your doctor!!

I wish I was all ready for our move back north.

04-25-2007, 08:08 PM
Granted... but the movers lost your new address, and are half way across the country the other way.

I wish I could sing.

04-25-2007, 09:10 PM
Your wish is granted, but you are stuck on a desert island with only hearing impared people.

I wish I had a maid.

04-25-2007, 10:43 PM
Wish granted! But she'll eat all your food.

I wish I had pretty nails.

04-26-2007, 10:50 AM
Wish granted... but your hands got chapped.

I wish I could read minds.

04-26-2007, 01:32 PM
Poof! Your wish is granted by the wish fairy, but you'll have to learn Mr. Spock's mind melding by watching every episode of the original Star Trek series, and speak Klingon!

I wish I had new knees. Did I do this right?

04-26-2007, 04:53 PM
Your wish is granted now you must wash all the floors on your hands and Knees for your entire family... forever.:laugh:

I wish for a new computer with tons more space.

04-27-2007, 12:03 AM
*waves wand* Granted but windows being what it is eats everything you try to put on your hard drive!!!

I wish my DH would be at least a bit helpfull, I am tired of doing everything.

(ya know these are just like real life. Wish granted ....but...lol!!!)

04-27-2007, 02:09 PM
your wish is granted, but your husband is only doing the easy stuff

I wish I could get this album finished

04-27-2007, 02:15 PM
Your wish is granted but you lost the album on the way to have a copy made!

I wish I had as much energy as my neighbor!

04-28-2007, 09:55 PM
Your wish is granted, but now you have to sleep a little longer.

I wish for the trip to be completed.

04-29-2007, 04:46 PM
Your wish is granted, but when it is your stuck home for a week without electricity.

I wish we could get the house finished remodeling.

04-29-2007, 10:08 PM
Wish granted! But now you have to pack up and move to another house and do it all again.

I wish my house would clean itself.

05-01-2007, 07:01 AM
Your wish is granted, But . . .

The cleaning timer is faulty, and immediately after each weekly cleaning cycle ends, the house will automatically lock you and your family out of it for 3 days.:D

I wish that I could write many best-selling novels.

05-01-2007, 11:45 AM
Wish granted!! But they scheduled you for 3 books signings an half hour apart in one day, and they are in 3 differents cities.

I wish I could get my living room painted.

05-01-2007, 05:39 PM
Wish Granted, but all the walls are black with white polka dots!!!

I wish for a freezer filled with ice cream!

05-01-2007, 07:34 PM
Your wish is granted, but all the ice cream is black walnut flavored.

I wish I can learn how to digi-scrap really well.

05-01-2007, 10:00 PM
Wish granted! But you lose the ability to count, so you always have to do "one more". LOL

I wish I could lift more than 1 pound with my right hand.

05-03-2007, 12:59 PM
your wish is granted...but only one arm looks like it could belong to Swarenegger.

I wish men could get pregnate.:vb_chirolp_iei: :wub1:

05-06-2007, 10:38 PM
Your wish is granted! But now you have to drive out at 3am to get him his tacos.

I wish my mp3 player could just read my mind.

05-07-2007, 02:27 AM
Your wish is granted, but also broadcasts the information.

I wish I had an airplane.

05-07-2007, 07:25 AM
Your wish is granted. But you will have to learn to fly it with an inadequate flight instructor.

I wish I could lose 15 lbs.

05-07-2007, 05:56 PM
Wish Granted!...
But the husband brings home all your fave desserts.

I wish my favorites shows weren't ending in 3 weeks!

05-08-2007, 06:43 PM
Wish granted! But now you have to wait 14 weeks, and watch only 1 episode over and over in the meantime. :P

I wish my legs didn't hurt so much after going to Mammoth Caves on Sunday. LOL

05-08-2007, 06:55 PM
Wish Granted but your husband has scheduled ANOTHER trip to Mammoth Caves on next Sunday.

I wish I could take a cruise right now!!!

05-09-2007, 07:08 AM
Your wish is granted, but when you get ready to board you notice the name on the side of the ship, "Titanic II"!

I wish my children would never complain and always get along with one another.

05-09-2007, 12:25 PM
Your wish is granted, and they all move out of the house (boy, am I dreading THAT day!!!)

I wish that this baby would hurry up and be born already!!!!

05-09-2007, 01:12 PM
Your wish is granted, but the baby is very colicky and cries about 23.5 hours a day! Baby is very sweet, though, when not crying.

I wish I had a bigger house, with a separate bedroom for all of the kids, my own hobby room and a man room for my hubby!

05-15-2007, 07:19 PM
Wish granted! But now hubby wants to spend all his time in his room, and he changes the name to the Nekked Room.

I wish I could fix my mouse's scroller-wheel. :(

05-17-2007, 06:03 PM
Your wish is granted, but now your little mouses legs are worn off at the knee joints from all that running around the wheel.

I wish I was 10 years younger and had more energy to keep up with my toddler...

05-17-2007, 06:48 PM
Wish granted. You are ten years younger but instead of a toddler, you have twin toddlers.

I wish my daughter lived in the same city as I do.

05-17-2007, 07:33 PM
Wish granted, but now she is at your side every single moment, and you can't even go tp the potty without her... LOL

I wish my husband had, ahem, more energy???

05-18-2007, 12:55 AM
wish granted but now you have to tell him you have a headache every night, ahem...

I wish when I did my housework it would stay nice, neat and clean so I didn't ever have to do it again!!!!!!!

05-18-2007, 09:09 PM
Wish granted, but your house is so sterile and museum-like that no one wants to visit for fear of messing it up.

I wish I had an underwriter to fund the changes/improvements/upgrades we want to make for our photo studio.

05-20-2007, 11:24 AM
Granted, but they come at a hefty price.

I wish I liked to exercise.

05-20-2007, 12:20 PM
Your wish is granted!

But now you have no time at all for scrapbooking!!

I wish I had something defrosted for dinner :laugh:

05-20-2007, 06:28 PM
wish granted but if you defrost it it will go to waste because your darling hubby is taking you out to a fantastic romantic dinner

I wish I was an octopus so I could do all the things I need to get done today so I can then concentrate on my digiscrap without interruption......

05-22-2007, 08:47 PM
*DING* wish granted, but now you're getting ink everywhere. eeewww!

I wish DH didn't have to work the overnight shift.

05-22-2007, 09:00 PM
Wish granted. But without the night differential pay, you will have to give up buying some of your digi-scrapbooking supplies.

I wish my daughter wouldn't call me so early in the morning.

05-22-2007, 10:35 PM
Wish granted. But now she calls you late at night when you are already asleep.

I wish that my husband didn't snore!

05-26-2007, 07:19 AM
Wish granted. He now wears the snore free strips on his nose when he sleeps but now you can't sleep without the noise.

I wish someone would come and organize my closets

05-26-2007, 08:01 AM
Wish granted, but now that they are all organized they look WAY too empty, you *must* go on a shopping spree to fill them up.

(hmmmm, that's kinda a double wish grant, hehehe)

I wish I had more time in a day

05-27-2007, 01:53 AM
Your wish is granted. but in exchange you must give up sleep. LOL!

I wish algebra was easy... :D

05-27-2007, 06:19 AM
Your wish is granted, but now algebra is so easy you can't use your calculator.

I wish dishes and laundry magically did themselves...

05-27-2007, 06:29 AM
Your wish is granted, but now the rest of the house will never be completely clean.

I wish our pool wasn't so cold...

05-27-2007, 06:36 AM
Your pool will always be a nice 80 degrees year round, but now the shower gets cold in about 2 minutes.

I wish the yard would mow itself...

05-27-2007, 08:19 AM
Wish granted, but neighbors think your yard is haunted, because the lawn mower has no one pushing it.

I wish I could find a really great job!

05-27-2007, 10:20 AM
Wish granted.. But you will have a terrible boss.

I wish I didn't have to cook today!

05-27-2007, 10:21 AM
Your wish is granted! But the person who's taking over for you is such a lousy cook that you can't eat!

I wish that I could take a NAP!!!

05-27-2007, 12:54 PM
Wish granted, but while you are asleep, you miss out on an hour of great fun and wonderful deals here at GDS :no:

I wish someone else would design my business website the way I want it, and do it for free.

05-27-2007, 03:24 PM
**KAZAM** wish granted, but like the old saying goes "you get what you pay for" and as it was free... you will not be a happy camper with the end result grrrrrrr!!!

I wish I was Samantha from Bewitched and all the hard work we have to do to get our home prepared for the carpet layers could all be done instantly and save my poor aching back

05-27-2007, 06:26 PM
Your wish is granted, but now you can't control your magic powers.

I wish I was skinny again..

05-27-2007, 08:34 PM
*poof* wish granted, but make sure you wear a brick, cuz the slightest breeze will whisk you away. :P

I wish this headache would go away and stay away.

05-27-2007, 09:14 PM
Your wish is granted, but now you have a pain in your leg that won't go away.:sad1:

I wish it wasn't so humid..

06-01-2007, 08:35 PM
*nose wiggle* Wish granted! But bring out the lotion, and don't think about leaving the kitchen without a glass of water. :P

I wish my DVD recorder would work! aaaargh!

06-01-2007, 09:54 PM
wish granted.......BUT the only thing it will record is infomercials!

I wish.......the balance in my checkbook would get bigger not smaller!

06-02-2007, 01:49 AM
Your wish is granted but the growing balance is in term deposit for fifty years and can't be accessed.

I wish to be paid to stay home so I can scrapbook.

06-02-2007, 02:57 AM
Oh now, is there a negative to that one??

Wish granted! But you spend all your money on digi scrap supplies!

I wish I could sleep past 5AM!!!!

06-02-2007, 05:23 AM
granted! But you couldn't sleep before 4AM...

I wish my daughters were sleeping during naptime instead of screaming (time to sleep, now, girls!!!)

06-02-2007, 02:28 PM
Wish Granted! BUT.......nap time is only 60 seconds long......

I wish my house was clean.........

06-02-2007, 04:51 PM
Wish Granted... But it was all only a dream.

I wish someone would paint my garage.

Mag Henrey
06-02-2007, 04:59 PM
Wish granted - but you hate the bright pink they painted it.

I wish I could have a month long holiday

06-02-2007, 11:46 PM
I wish I could have a month long holiday Wish granted but you can't scrapbook during this time or take any photos to scrap in the future

I wish I could resist sweets and baking.

06-03-2007, 09:00 AM
Wish granted, but now you are addicted to salty junk food.

I wish my house was big enough for my family.

06-03-2007, 10:36 AM
Wish granted! But now your family grows even larger so that you don't fit again!

I wish Someone would come and cook dinner for me!

06-03-2007, 12:27 PM
Granted! BUT it's only a meal for a family of 4, so you have to cook anyway to fill everyone up!

I wish my kids didn't ever have to grow up :(

06-03-2007, 01:25 PM
Poof Wish Granted. Your kids will never grow up. They will stay at the age they are. You will enjoy them until you reach 80 and then they will get on your nerves.

I wish it wasn't so hot today!!

06-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Wish granted! Now it's 10 below 0!!

I wish my children would LISTEN to me!!

06-03-2007, 01:29 PM
Wish granted - but they now hear everything you say - even the things you don't want them to - and thery then repeat it all - word for word - to anyone who will listen!

I wish I could reach my ideal weight by tomorrow!

06-08-2007, 09:52 PM
Well Joy, looks like you stumped everyone! hehe........um.....granted, BUT then being skinny is not only the "out" thing, but considered unhealthy..........(sorry, that's the best I could come up with! hehe)

I wish that I could bring back my Grandpa so that my kids could see and play with him........

06-08-2007, 11:23 PM
your wish is granted and he is back with you but is too frail to play with your kids.

I wish I wasn't diabetic any more. No more needles.

06-20-2007, 11:14 AM
your wish is granted, but now real sugar is no longer produced!

I wish my husband would stop leaveing his dirty socks on the floor.

06-20-2007, 08:30 PM
I wish my husband would stop leaving his dirty socks on the floor.

Your wish is granted, but now he leaves all the rest of his clothes on the floor instead

I wish I could move somewhere WARM!!! (it is -1 deg c here now)

06-21-2007, 09:18 AM
Your wish is granted. You will soon move to the state of Arizona where the temperature during the summer sometimes hit 100 degree plus.

I wish my husband would clean my kitchen floor. He does it so well!!

06-23-2007, 09:17 PM
POOF wish granted! He scrubbed so hard, that the floor disappeared and now you need new flooring.

I wish I could buy more digi kits. :D

06-24-2007, 11:23 AM
Your wish is my command, master . . . but now you have so many kits that you need a bigger harddrive to hold them all and you spend all your time looking through them instead of scrapping.

I wish I had enough time to finish grading my students' essays, create some new elements, and get a layout done.


06-24-2007, 04:32 PM
your wish is granted! but now your house is dirty and your husband is nakie becuse he has no clean clothes!

I wish I could lose 30 pound instantly without workingout.

06-24-2007, 04:44 PM
Your wish is granted, but now you can't stop loosing weight (think "Thinner")

I wish I could travel

(on a side note - I was recently out with my son, who picked up a dandelion that had gone to seed and brought it to me to "make a wish and blow, mommy" and I couldn't think of a wish because everything I thought of I wondered what the consequences of it being granted would be, hehehe)

06-25-2007, 10:49 AM
Wish granted!!!
But now you have no energy due to jet lag, to see all the great sites!!

I wish.... My kids were all little again.

06-25-2007, 11:37 AM
Your wish is granted, but, you have to go thru all of the teenage angst, acne, dating, cars, broken hearts, etc., etc. again, and with no more knowledge than you had the first time!

I wish.........I could be a SAHM, but still get paid!