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Jen
11-07-2009, 10:00 AM
HEY!! I finially got my new kit zipped and previewed :)

This is it:
http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/shop/images/large/_jj/jjscrapping_iceywinterkit_prev_LRG.jpg (http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_dnld_info&cPath=29_147&products_id=5305)

It is available as a kit, papers or elements alone!

*wootAnyone want to get this kit for free?? With it being DSD I wanted to celebrate with giving it away to 1 lucky person!!*woot

All you gotta do is tell me a good winter joke I can use at the family dinner table over Christmas hahahah!! I will pick the joke I love best!!

xoxoxoxo to all

sparkles
11-07-2009, 10:37 AM
What is frosty's favorite dessert? Snowcones

scrappintwins
11-07-2009, 11:02 AM
Beautiful new kit Jen! I love the colors! Ok here's my joke lol...

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite....


heehee!!

triciacurtis
11-07-2009, 11:07 AM
That is gorgeous - I love the snow!

ThoughtfilledMe
11-07-2009, 11:36 AM
So gorgeous! Love the kit. Okay, here's my joke.


Peekaboo Street (the US Olympian) apparently came into a lot of money
because of her Olympic performance. Rather than spend it
on herself, she showed a lot of character by donating it to a local
hospital. The primary facility the hospital needed was a retrofit of
the Intensive Care Unit, so in her honor, the hospital board is going
to name the new unit, "Peekaboo, I.C.U."

sparkles
11-07-2009, 11:52 AM
here is another one

Cold Winter
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

photocowgirl
11-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Um, wow that's an awful stunning kit!

CecileQ
11-07-2009, 12:04 PM
Post a joke????? Tough one. Oh well, it was worth finding a few and getting chuckles


Cold Winter

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"



Source http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_one.html

CecileQ
11-07-2009, 12:54 PM
What - S beat me to the punch line?

Okay how about these instead

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it was feeling crummy!

What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: Want to go for a dip?

Who grows cucumbers for the pickle factory?
The Farmer in the Dill, of course!

<<< source http://www.shnoozles.com/FoodJokes.htm

Or

What did the furry hat say to the woolly scarf?
Answer: You hang around while I go on ahead.

photocowgirl
11-07-2009, 12:54 PM
Well...I should probably read the whole thread before posting...thanks for the chance to win!

I'm not so good at jokes...
so I asked my 2yo dd...and she just kept repeating what I'd say. I'd ask her to tell me a winter joke and she would say "a winter joke". Finally she told me "a joke is a laughing", and I told her she couldn't just repeat whatever I say. She said "uh huh". And that right there is the only winter "joke" I could come up with:)

lgameau
11-07-2009, 12:57 PM
Great looking kit!
OK, I am not good at jokes, I never remember them. But I found this great website, so here are a few:

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle!

donakat
11-07-2009, 01:31 PM
Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Now that's my kind of humor! I'm also terrible at remembering punch lines, or even the jokes, but I love to hear them (and laugh, if you've seen my layout for Christy's iNSD challenge). So here's one I found. I'm a blonde, so I'm allowed to tell blonde jokes...

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"

Debra
11-07-2009, 01:34 PM
What a beautiful kit !!! Makes me shiver just looking at it!! Wow!

agarzaldynrd
11-07-2009, 02:44 PM
OK, I have no jokes to share but you all are making me laugh so hard!!! BTQ, I love this kit. I has a great coolness to it!! Good luck to all the joke tellers around here.

rumkimom
11-07-2009, 04:02 PM
That is one beautiful kit!! I also have not jokes to share but the ones posted have me laughing!! My favorite one is the one about the India chief, then the next one is about catching the snowflake with your tongue. :)

okekeca
11-07-2009, 04:12 PM
Gorgeous winter kit.......I want it so bad!!!!!!

Here some winter jokes:

Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead.

Q: What do Arctic hares use to keep their fur lookin' spiffy?
A: Hare spray!

Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!

Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella?
A: Because of the rain, dear.

mslib
11-07-2009, 04:13 PM
Gosh, this is really pretty!
'What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !'

stater
11-07-2009, 05:13 PM
Geez I don't know any jokes, but this is pretty.

MYLEIGH
11-08-2009, 12:36 PM
That is a beautiful kit!! :D

Here is my joke:

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each others shoulders!

britnkaysmemaw2
11-08-2009, 08:08 PM
Beautiful kit.

Here is my joke:

Bob and his wife (http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_eleven.html#) live in Toledo, Ohio. One winter morning while listening to the radio (http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_eleven.html#), they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are <NOBR>eating (http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_eleven.html#)</NOBR> breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey (http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_eleven.html#), I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?
With the love (http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_eleven.html#) and understanding in his voice like all men who are married (http://www.jokesaboutwinter.com/winter_jokes_eleven.html#) to Blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

DavisChronicles
11-08-2009, 08:21 PM
LOVE the new kit!!

I don't really have a joke, but during the holidays, when it was time for my husbands grandparents to leave, his grandpa would walk outside, then come right back and hand me 2 leaves.
I would hold them in my hand and say "2 leaves grandpa?"
He would look up at me smiling from ear to ear and announce
"It's time to leaf!"

Jen
11-09-2009, 06:34 PM
Man your jokes were hilarious I was rolling in laughter while reading them .... hard to pick a favorite!!

I have two actually :wub1:

The first is the snowflake joke: Q. What's a good holiday tip?
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
BY lgameau

the second was photocowgirl 's story it really made my chuckle I totally saw it happening in my head lol

So I chose TWO winners instead of one cause I just cannot choose :) A pm has been sent with the coupon code.

Thanks soooooooooo much for all your jokes!!

lgameau
11-09-2009, 10:04 PM
Thanks Jen!
I am downloading it now.
Must pick some good snow pictures to go with it and post it later tonight!
We have already had snow here in Bavaria (October), but it is only on the mountains now.
We will be flying south for Christmas!

photocowgirl
11-10-2009, 05:43 AM
Woohoo - I'm so excited - thanks - that kit rocks something fierce! I'm putting off downloading another kit on hold so I download it!

photocowgirl
11-10-2009, 11:23 AM
Already had to do a page:)

http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/photopost/data/629/winterbeauty.jpg (http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=70103)

Thanks again - it's beautiful!

lgameau
11-10-2009, 01:26 PM
Already had to do a page:)

http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/photopost/data/629/winterbeauty.jpg (http://www.godigitalscrapbooking.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=70103)

Thanks again - it's beautiful!

Wow, what a stunning LO!
I am not sure I can do the kit as much justice as you have....